1 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,560 So... How's it going? 2 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,440 - Good. - Do you feel any discomfort? 3 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,720 - No. Is there still a long way to go? - Maybe 10 to 15 minutes. 4 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,400 - Very well, very well. - Yes... 5 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:45,400 - You will be satisfied with the treatment. - Really? 6 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,360 Do you think it will cure my neck? 7 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:52,560 Absolutely sure, if you take the recommended treatment. 8 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:55,240 - Four to six weeks, twice. - Really? 9 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:59,040 Forgive me for sounding cynical, but I've already heard that one. 10 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:02,280 - Already? - I've consulted many people. 11 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,160 Everyone tells me the same. 12 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:06,120 - Yes? - There are never results. 13 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,560 I've been to doctors, straighten, healers... 14 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,800 people who call themselves healers. 15 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,120 Yes, healers! You can't even imagine the farce! 16 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:18,520 I understand your concerns. Acupuncture has been around for a long time 17 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,360 and is exercised by my family centuries ago. 18 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,440 - Really? - Yes. 19 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:25,760 I guarantee a full recovery. 20 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:27,240 - Really? - Yes. 21 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,480 You know what else? I'll make you a proposal. 22 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,320 If my neck heals, I'll give you $5,000. 23 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,200 And if you can't, I don't pay for the treatments. 24 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:40,640 - 5,000 dollars? - 5,000 dollars. 25 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,000 - If you treat and you cure yourself? - Yes. 26 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,040 - If you don't get cured, I won't get anything? - Nothing. 27 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:49,600 It would be like stealing candy to a child... 28 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,200 - Really? - Yes. 29 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,120 I love your confidence. 30 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,640 Wait! If I heal, how will I know whether it is cured or not? 31 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:03,960 Are you insinuating that I won't tell you not to pay him? What nonsense! 32 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:07,920 - I'm a man of my word. - Honor is a family tradition. 33 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,960 In my family, no, But I'm trying to remedy that. 34 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,960 - It's agreed. - I hope you win. 35 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:28,040 Larry? 36 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,640 - Thanks. - Thank you. 37 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:32,280 Our! 38 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:41,560 - How are you? - Hello! 39 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,800 - I'm Barry. - Yes... 40 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:48,000 What the hell...? 41 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,840 Don't look at me like that. There's no need to feel sorry. 42 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:55,280 No, I'm just shocked for seeing you here, working. 43 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,360 - How long have you been working here? - Some time ago. 44 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:03,440 What do you want? 45 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,680 About 100 grams of Swiss cheese and about 200 grams of turkey. 46 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:11,000 One hundred grams of Swiss cheese and 200 grams of turkey? Right! 47 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,840 There's news from the guys from "Saturday Night Live"? 48 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,920 Sometimes I meet someone. 49 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,360 - I'll talk to Elliot and Andy. - How is Elliot? 50 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,040 - Good. - Seriously? 51 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,680 Haven't you written anything? 52 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,800 I couldn't continue writing for television. 53 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:34,000 But everything is going well, except my father's situation. 54 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:36,560 - Do you remember my father? - Yes. 55 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:39,520 He showed up at your house. Yes, I remember. 56 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:44,200 He's doing... some weird move. 57 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,320 That's enough! You're putting splinters in the cheese. 58 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,200 - I covered my mouth. - Of course! 59 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:53,760 So, my father is doing... Basically, it's dying. 60 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:58,480 Did a triple bypass, a quadruple bypass. 61 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,560 Damn! There are already seven bases inside. 62 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,000 And he left me the money in his will. 63 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:09,360 But he won't let me touch the money, not a penny, until he dies. 64 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,800 He has a lot of money, doesn't he? 65 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,800 Yes, and that's why... 66 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,160 - Does he know you work here? - Of course you know! 67 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,280 And he doesn't give you the money while I'm alive? Why? 68 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:23,840 I don't understand why you have to wait until he dies. What nonsense! 69 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:28,800 It would be logical for him to want his son would be happy, remembering him like this. 70 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,880 Don't you have peanut butter anymore? I can't find her. 71 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:34,640 Let me ask you something... 72 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:40,120 It's amazing that you came here today. Could you help me. 73 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,160 - I need 5,000 dollars. - Of course you need it! 74 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,800 - So I can... - Of course yes! 75 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:49,400 I can pay you as soon as he finishes. 76 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:52,000 So... When do you expect this to happen? 77 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,520 Very soon, very soon. 78 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:00,000 Let me see if I understand... Did you give the acupuncturist $5,000? 79 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,760 And 5,000 to stupid Barry Weiner? 80 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,280 Silly... 81 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:10,400 So for the last three hours, Did you waste 10,000 dollars? 82 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,360 It's not quite like that. 83 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,640 I haven't given it to the acupuncturist yet. He has to heal my neck. 84 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,400 I will be happy to pay you, if he heals me. 85 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,680 And Weiner's father has a heart attack. 86 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,680 You won't live long and then he pays me. 87 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:30,400 I don't know why you call him a fool. He's not stupid, he's just shy. 88 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:35,440 He is not shy. It is found smarter than everyone and judges... 89 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:39,800 No, he's just shy. You are confusing shyness with foolishness, friendly face. 90 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,320 - I don't think so, dear friend. - I think so. 91 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,800 They ask you for money. Don't you know how to say "no"? 92 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,440 I have a hard time saying no. 93 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:51,840 You know what else? You're weak! I'm just being honest. 94 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,960 Maybe it's nice. You confuse weakness with sympathy. 95 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,840 - Maybe he's just nice. - I know the difference. 96 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:01,360 He invited us to the party- -surprise of the woman's years, 97 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:03,680 and I couldn't refuse either. 98 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,240 Now live! Flowers for Larry David. 99 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,560 Cheryl, someone sent me flowers! 100 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,160 They belong to your lover, Who didn't you tell me about? 101 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,520 - I wish. - Thanks. 102 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,840 Did you give him a $5,000 tip? 103 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,840 This is very strange. 104 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,440 Flowers... 105 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,360 Who would send you flowers? 106 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,400 I don't know. 107 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,720 They are beautiful. 108 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,920 "Enjoy these beautiful orchids. Kazu." 109 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,680 - Who is Kazu? - The acupuncturist. 110 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,200 Why the acupuncturist send you flowers? 111 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,280 I don't know. 112 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,200 Working at the deli was... 113 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,720 It was depressing to see him like this. 114 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:59,160 Did you know he worked there? 115 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:04,640 I didn't know. We keep in touch, but he doesn't tell me these things. 116 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,040 Damn! For the love of God, you go! 117 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,800 - I'm coming, aren't you? - No, I don't. 118 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:12,240 Well, I'll go... 119 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:16,840 He invited me to the surprise party of the woman, on Thursday night. 120 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:20,280 I go. I'll pick you up and we'll go together. 121 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,440 What do you think of the history of orchids? 122 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,840 �... It must be a Japanese gay scene. 123 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:32,240 Seriously? It's a little strange. I don't know if I'll go back there because of this. 124 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,240 Would you come back? Would you go back there? 125 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:37,080 It's strange. I wouldn't go back there. 126 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,720 One question... 127 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:44,160 In Japan, it is common for a man send orchids to another man? 128 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:46,480 A professional? 129 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,160 A doctor or a... 130 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:57,800 I knew you'd be in trouble. He's been strange. 131 00:07:57,840 --> 00:08:00,400 - What the hell...? - I don't know what happened. 132 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,120 - What it was? - It's crazy. 133 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:05,320 - I think I touched the wound. - Hello, Larry! 134 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,800 -Joel. - It's good to see you. 135 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,320 - Likewise. - It's been a few days. 136 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:14,000 This is my agent, Jeff Greene. Joel Reynolds, attorney. 137 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:17,800 Will take care of my goods when I die and leave you my money. 138 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,360 Have you already taken care of that? Cheryl will love me. 139 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:23,480 - Don't you work today? - I'm going to work now. 140 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,760 - And the outfit? - It's informal Friday. 141 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:29,000 - I don't like this informal Friday. - Are you my mother? 142 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,040 You're invading my territory. 143 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,200 I want you are always uncomfortable. 144 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:37,800 On Tuesdays, you should go there. 145 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,680 Ter�as ao lu... See? He's a funny lawyer. 146 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,120 - I have to go. Pleasure. - Thanks. 147 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,720 - See you later. - See you on Tuesday! 148 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,760 Informal Friday... I'm mad! 149 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,240 Soon, there will be the second informal one. Five to ten years. 150 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,520 That's where we're heading. It will be sad. 151 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,840 People like you dressing up like people like me. 152 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,440 - It's not good. - I never will. 153 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:09,640 Wait until you try this flambé. I have to tell you, it's sensational. 154 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:13,480 - Larry, this is what we came for. - Here he comes! Beautiful! 155 00:09:20,400 --> 00:09:23,760 I set up a meeting for you at ABC. 156 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:27,600 I just have to arrange the date with Julia and that's it. 157 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,320 - My God! - I believe! 158 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,800 - Honey! - What it was? 159 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,880 - Where is Jeff? - I don't know. 160 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,360 - I should have arrived 15 minutes ago. - I know. 161 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,480 Why are we going with him? 162 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:03,040 - He asked if he could come and pick us up. - You couldn't say no. 163 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,440 I think we should go without him. 164 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,480 Well, sure... 165 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:10,320 - There he is! - It's arrived! Let's go. 166 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,840 - Hello. Thanks. - How beautiful you look! 167 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,920 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 168 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,000 - You look beautiful too. - I'm a beautiful girl. 169 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:23,880 -Larry! - Why did it take you so long? 170 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,880 Room service I was late with my food. 171 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,640 - You're not going to dress like that. - Why? 172 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:34,800 - You're not going to the party in jeans. - They are corduroy pants. 173 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:38,560 It's the same thing! No blue sweater and black coat. 174 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:43,320 - Blue and black don't look good? - No. You have to change your clothes. 175 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,360 Trust me, please. You have to change your clothes. And fast! 176 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,400 - You're terrible! - Horrible. 177 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,560 Maybe wear a lettuce green T-shirt like yours, idiot! 178 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:56,640 - What's the harm in this? - No, it looks good on you. 179 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,680 Thanks. 180 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,280 No, totally... 181 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,200 - Oh! - Shit! 182 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:10,640 - My God! - Hello. 183 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,240 - Carol... -Larry, Cheryl. 184 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:16,080 - Hello, Carol. - My God! I don't know who to hug. 185 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,640 - Hello! It's so good to see you! - I hope... 186 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,560 I left mine... I was at the delicatessen the other day. 187 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:25,640 I left my sunglasses there and I came to get them. 188 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:29,240 My God! It's so strange! 189 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,280 - You have the glasses, right? - Yes. 190 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,960 Why don't you come in? Both of us, we wait here. 191 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,040 What is this? It's my birthday. 192 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:42,520 - Give us our gift. - He told us it was your birthday. 193 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:46,440 He told us. He knew that I would come and get the glasses... 194 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:48,920 It's the three of us. 195 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:53,800 - There's a surprise party at that house. - Honey... 196 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,000 Are you having a party? And you didn't invite us? 197 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:59,320 - My God! - I'm really sorry, Carol. 198 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,960 He had to change his clothes. 199 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,080 You're so selfish! 200 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,080 Surprise! 201 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,120 Great! Thanks. 202 00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,680 Are you happy? 203 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:18,600 Did you know? What happened? 204 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:22,800 Larry had to change his clothes. The time you lost... 205 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:28,640 And he had to eat. He had a large dinner for two hours. 206 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,680 My God! 207 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,280 - had dinner at the hotel... - changed clothes... 208 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,880 Have you seen this? Have you seen what they did? 209 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,680 I mean, 600 thousand people. 210 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,840 600 thousand people died in the Civil War. 211 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:53,880 And for what? To save the Union? Why did they want to save her? 212 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,440 - Who cares? - I don't know. I don't. 213 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,480 Why save the Union? Do we need the South? 214 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:03,240 - What do you do in life? - I work a lot for CDRN. 215 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,680 CDRN? What the hell is that? 216 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,880 Defense Council of Natural Resources. 217 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,480 - Are you an environmentalist? - I am. 218 00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,520 - How wonderful! - Thanks. 219 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:18,440 I wish my son If I got involved in that, but there's no chance. 220 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,560 Well, no... 221 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:24,560 My wife forced me to change of clothes. I didn't like the fact. 222 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,080 - You're fine. - I didn't get approval tonight. 223 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:30,640 - Do I have to have clothing approval? - Yes. 224 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,440 Do they have to approve the outfit? I listen to you. 225 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,920 - Actually, I went to change my clothes. - Right. 226 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:41,800 It's one of the reasons for our delay. Because I listened to you. 227 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:46,520 If you're not fighting for the environment, I'm raising funds to fight. 228 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:51,400 - You always need money. - It is a non-profit organization... 229 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:54,920 - You never called me. - I didn't think you'd be interested. 230 00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:58,280 - I'm not poor. - Isn't it? 231 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,280 - No. - Maybe we should talk. 232 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,520 - Call me CD. - What does CD mean? 233 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,840 Let's see... It could mean "certificate of deposit". 234 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:13,120 - For the CDRN. - I liked this one! 235 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,080 Do you want to go to lunch? 236 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:19,600 We can talk about the way to make a contribution. 237 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,080 My God! It would be wonderful! 238 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:25,240 But let's not just talk about money. 239 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,560 - Of course not! - We'll talk about ourselves. 240 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,760 - Yes. - I want to get to know her better. 241 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,080 I would also like to meet you. 242 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,160 My God! It's going to give me another heart attack! 243 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,880 Stop, Mr. Weiner! 244 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:40,760 - My God! How charming! - Good God! 245 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,040 It's so charming and beautiful! 246 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,840 I don't know how that idiot could marry you. 247 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,680 - Me neither! - No? 248 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:55,960 - I understand what you mean. - I think I know what you mean. 249 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,880 I'm being very sincere. 250 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,680 - Hello. - Hello, boy. 251 00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:04,200 - Do you remember Barry's dad? - Of course! 252 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,000 How are you? Nice to see you. 253 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,400 Excuse me. I have to go to the bathroom. 254 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,760 Larry, why don't you stay here, talking to Mr. Weiner? 255 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,800 - Come back? - Of course I'll be back! 256 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:18,520 - Because he can't replace her. - No, but you will do your best. I'll be right back. 257 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,120 - Are you coming back quickly? - Yes. 258 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,840 My God! 259 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,400 How wonderful! My God! 260 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:38,000 In Japan, it is customary... a man send... 261 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,600 orchids to another man? 262 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,320 A professional, someone who is a professional, 263 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:48,160 a doctor or dentist or an acupuncturist? 264 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:51,360 How the hell do you want me to know What does this mean? 265 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,600 I don't know what they do in Japan. 266 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,760 They can even take it to that place, as far as I know! 267 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,080 Why are you asking me? It's a stupid question! 268 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,600 - So, what are you doing now? - I'm working on a... 269 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,040 in a new program for Julia Louis-Dreyfus. 270 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,280 - From "Seinfeld"? - Yes. 271 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,920 You must be kidding me. 272 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,320 - How do you know her? - I worked on this series. 273 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,200 What series? "Seinfeld"? 274 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,840 - Yes, on "Seinfeld." - What were you doing? 275 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:25,920 - He was the co-author. - He must have made a fortune! 276 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:29,160 - I won well. - Damn lucky! 277 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,880 It's true, I'm very lucky. And I tell you more... 278 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:37,880 I was lucky to have a father who supported me immensely, 279 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,000 otherwise, I wouldn't have made it. 280 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,520 I worked in a laundry and I didn't tell him. 281 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:45,480 I had no money, But I had to support myself. 282 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,200 And then, one day, he discovered everything... 283 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,040 Then he just told me: "Listen, I have a lot of money. 284 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:58,560 "The money will be yours when I die, So get some now." 285 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,080 - Did he give him money before he died? - Yes. 286 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:06,440 He gave me a quarter of what he was going to receive, which allowed me to start writing. 287 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:09,440 I would never have done "Seinfeld", if it weren't for him. 288 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:11,200 And... 289 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,400 I was able to fill the fridge. 290 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,000 When he went to read, he had great food. 291 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,720 I was able to buy an armchair and a widescreen TV. 292 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,520 He went to the house, sat down and rested. 293 00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:26,120 Why wait until you die to give me the money? It's ridiculous! 294 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:31,520 Shut up! I have to hurry. Do you know any lawyers? 295 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,880 My lawyer is in Acapulco. I need one now. 296 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,120 I know a good lawyer. Joel Reynolds. 297 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,800 -Reynolds. Where is he? - In Santa Monica. 298 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:44,080 - Is it good? Are you good with possessions? - It's great! 299 00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:47,680 Authenticates wills and everything? I have to make a change now 300 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,680 and I'm not waiting for my lawyer. 301 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:53,280 Thanks for the lawyer. And I adore your wife! 302 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,680 - What kind of change are you referring to? - Come on then! 303 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,680 I don't know, Cheryl. Maybe you'll make a donation. 304 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,480 The worst that can happen It's you fly to Mexico 305 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,720 and you come back with a big check. 306 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:16,600 Where did you agree to have lunch? It's the Japanese restaurant. 307 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,480 I was there with Jeff last week. 308 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,360 Barry Weiner just arrived! 309 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,320 Listen, make the most of it possible of money. 310 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,600 Just charming! Goodbye. 311 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:31,560 What did you do? What the hell did you do? 312 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,560 You told a story of a laundry for my father? 313 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:40,000 Said I worked in a laundry and that my father had discovered, 314 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:44,400 and that, instead of leaving me money, gave me some before he died. 315 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:48,520 His conspiracy with Cheryl it worked! He cut me out of his will. 316 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:54,520 You think I told you to do this. He excluded me and gave everything to the NDRC. 317 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,560 - CDRN. - NRDC or whatever! 318 00:18:57,600 --> 00:19:00,120 Just like you and Cheryl planned. 319 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:04,560 But why? When he left, He said he was going to get a lawyer. 320 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:07,360 - I wanted a lawyer. - What did you get him! 321 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,800 He's there now, Larry. 322 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:15,480 It's ruining my life! That's what he's doing, thanks to you! 323 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,200 - Hello, Reynolds and McKay. - Very well... 324 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,720 Goodbye! 325 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,760 How are you? Joel Reynolds. 326 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:27,680 - Is it Joel Reynolds? - Yes I am. Please sit down. 327 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,440 Just a moment. 328 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:35,400 I'm a little confused. What a costume Is this it? Is it a Halloween party? 329 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:39,600 - No, it's informal Friday. - What does that mean? 330 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,480 It's as if we were at home. 331 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,160 - But he's not at home. - No, but it's informal Friday... 332 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:49,120 I know, you already told me that. What do you do on informal Friday? 333 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:53,520 We arrive, we do our work, but we dress informally. 334 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,560 - I don't like it. - It's only one day of the week. 335 00:19:56,600 --> 00:20:00,120 Even if it was half a day a week. I don't like it. 336 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:03,200 I came to change my will. There's a lot of money at stake. 337 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,800 - It's important. - We do not treat it informally. 338 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,760 So why do you dress like that? 339 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:11,120 I want it to be avant-garde, when taking care of my business. 340 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,080 - This is. - I don't want this bullshit. 341 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:18,040 He looks like a damn cowboy! It's JR, Joel Reynolds, right? 342 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,640 - Listen... - I should be in Dallas, not LA. 343 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:24,520 - I'm really sorry. Please... - You may well regret it, 344 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,480 because you just lost the customer. 345 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:29,200 Go make another one! 346 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,680 Thank you very much. Son of a bitch! 347 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,760 If you come back on Monday or Tuesday... 348 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,600 You have to talk to him and tell him that I didn't tell you to do this. 349 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:43,280 You have to convince him. I'm completely screwed! 350 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:45,680 Wait! One moment. I am? 351 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:50,560 Talk about Dr Muriyama's office. It is to confirm acupuncture. 352 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,960 - No, I can't go. - The doctor asks how you feel. 353 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 - I am better. - Fortunately. 354 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,800 Want to book another session? 355 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:05,800 - No. Not now. - Thank you, Mr. Davi. 356 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,320 Right. 357 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,520 You have to go out there and do something. 358 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,200 He arranged to have lunch with me woman in a Japanese restaurant. 359 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,600 You are the only person who can remedy this. 360 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,720 - You have to talk to him. - Shit! 361 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,520 I was just trying to help. 362 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,280 - I think it's better not to drink sake anymore. - No, drink. 363 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:34,520 - Maybe later. - It's a nice introduction to the meal. 364 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,520 - Okay... I think we should ask. - For sure. 365 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,960 But I have news for you. First, an aperitif. 366 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,240 Larry! 367 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:49,080 - Hello. - Hello. 368 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:53,880 - What are you doing here? - I came to apologize for last night 369 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:56,640 and tell him that his son didn't send me 370 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,400 say what I told you about... 371 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,680 - Didn't you send it? - No, he didn't. 372 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:05,080 And should not be punished for what I did... 373 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,960 You pile of dung... 374 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,840 Hello. How are you? 375 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,680 Hello. Nice to see you. Hello! 376 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,400 Hello, Carol. I'm really sorry. 377 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,440 Hello. 378 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:56,880 Guys, it's Larry David. We worked on "Saturday Night Live." 379 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,480 It's been a long time. 380 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,720 - It's the woman, Cheryl. - Hello. 381 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:04,960 And this is Jeff Greene. Jeff was once my agent. 382 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,880 So sudden and unexpected. 383 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,280 Do you remember my cousin Doug from the party? 384 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:20,800 - Of course! Hi, Doug. - Hello. 385 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:24,960 Larry was the last person to see him alive. 386 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,400 Well, technically, it was the servant. 387 00:23:28,440 --> 00:23:30,080 So, are you the one? 388 00:23:37,360 --> 00:23:40,480 - So, what do you do? - I'm the button man. 389 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,080 - Button man? - Yes, I sell buttons to retailers. 390 00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:48,400 - Uniform manufacturers. - I have a story for you. 391 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:53,240 My best friend had a baby, 15 years ago, and I was godfather. 392 00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,880 I was in the delivery room. He asked me to cut the cord, 393 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:01,240 and I don't know how I did that, but I mutilated my belly button 394 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,600 and now the kid doesn't even talk to me. �... 395 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,400 Sad story. Excuse me. 396 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,960 Larry. Larry... 397 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,640 - Thank you! - Let go of me! You're glued to me. 398 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,480 - Ready. - What? 399 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,280 Here it is! I told you. Don't lift it this week. 400 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:27,960 It's a little weird. 401 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,640 I would give it to you when he died. It was you. 402 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,320 - I didn't cause anything. - More or less. 403 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:36,880 It's spectacular, Larry! You have your money. 404 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,640 - What? - The check. 405 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,880 What check? What are you talking about? 406 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,280 Larry loaned Barry $5,000. 407 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,560 The condition was to get the money back, when his father died. 408 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:54,280 - Sorry, there were no conditions. - I understand! You received 5 000. 409 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,520 You're a fortune hunter! You killed my uncle for 5 000! 410 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,320 - Please... - You knew he had a heart attack. 411 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:05,360 - I didn't know... - Why did you throw water in his face? 412 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,320 - It wasn't me! The employee... - You're lying! 413 00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:11,200 It was the employee who threw water at him! I don't... 414 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,440 We should go... Jeff! Let's go! 415 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,280 You're not going anywhere! You killed my uncle! 416 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,160 - Uncle killer! - My neck! 417 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,480 Let go! 418 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,680 ACUPUNCTURE 419 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,560 -Larry-san! - Hello. 420 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,800 - Who was it? - I was lucky. My wife. 421 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,720 - Your wife? - Yes. 422 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,040 - Wow! - Well... Wow! 423 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,360 Who knew? Many congratulations. 424 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,360 Thank you very much. How are you? 425 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,480 Someone put me in a headlock. I'm much worse. 426 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:11,160 - We can handle that. - He's very confident, he really is. 427 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:14,680 Want to make another deal for this case? 428 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,680 Other? Like this? 429 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:22,360 You owe me 5,000 for the other treatment. Do you want to try to get your money back? 430 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,880 I don't owe you 5,000. What conversation is this? 431 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,560 Well... My receptionist spoke to you on the phone. 432 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:33,920 I told her, and she told me, that he was feeling better. 433 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,840 Said... She asked me how I felt and I said, "Better." 434 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:46,280 Better than before, not 100% better. Not entirely better, just better. 435 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,880 Better? After having treated it, It got better, right? 436 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:56,000 In Portuguese, "best" does not mean totally better. I don't need a... 437 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,000 We are faced with a linguistic confusion. 438 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,720 Better is not 100% better, it is better. 439 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,600 Larry-san, wait a minute! Said it was better! 440 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,520 Better is better, I said it was better. 441 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,640 Listen, Larry-san... 442 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,840 It will be a great shame for my family. 443 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,120 Everyone knows about this deal! 444 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,880 My employees, my customers. 445 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:25,120 We made a gentlemen's agreement. You owe me $5,000. 446 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:28,040 I made him feel better! 447 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,360 So how do you plan to pay? 448 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,400 I have a check... 449 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,520 in my name, worth 5,000 dollars. 450 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,160 I can endorse it in your favor. 451 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:53,960 - Don't lift it for a week. - A week? 452 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,880 Of course I need it photo identification. 453 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:06,320 I received the orchids. 454 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,680 They were so beautiful! Thank you for sending them. 455 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:19,760 Do you do this for all patients? Send them orchids? 456 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,680 It is an ancient Japanese tradition.